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You shouldn't need an excuse to enjoy a pint of Badger First Gold but if you do, use the excuse generator to create a certificate to provide you with the perfect excuse!

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Hit this button for an automatic certificate generation... Random Excuse

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Please select a location: *
Option a Go to the pub 
Option b Sit in a field 
Option c Visit the Badger visitor centre 
Option d Go to the supermarket 
Option e Pop to the off licence 
Option f Sneak into the garden shed 
Option g Attend the Great British Beer Festival 
Option h Stay in the pub until closing time 
Option i Visit the pub on any day that ends in 'y' 
Option j Visit the Giant at Cerne Abbas 

Please select an activity: *
Option a Taste Badger First Gold 
Option b Drink several pints of Badger First Gold 
Option c Buy my favourite Badger ale 
Option d To sample a swift half of Badger First Gold 
Option e For a quiet pint of Badger (and several noisy ones) 
Option f For a few jars of Badger First Gold 
Option g For a yard of Badger ale 
Option h For a firkin of First Gold 
Option i To buy Badger First Gold for friends 
Option j To gulp a gallon of Gold 

Please select a reason: *
Option a To find gold in them there hills 
Option b To keep the Dorset character alive 
Option c Because nothing tastes as good 
Option d Because Dorset Ales have Real Character 
Option e To taste some gold 
Option f To carry out necessary taste testing research 
Option g For reasons only men understand! 
Option h Because I was contacted by aliens and ordered to 
Option i Because I deserve Gold! 
Option j Because it is my duty as a real ale aficionado 

View My Certificate
 
 
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The Brewery
Blandford St. Mary
Dorset
DT11 9LS

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